The only daughter of a very good friend, whom I've known since she was a baby was so happy to break the news that she's getting married. I got the surprise of my life when she told me that she is marrying a 60-year old man. She said, she wanted to marry a man three times her age because she believed young men were irresponsible. She added, older men knew how to treat ladies correctly.
No more questions, your honor!
I rest my case!