May I borrow your dog for a few days?
"It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and say, "My Doberman here killed her."
Just one look into my eyes and you'll know.... !!!
"Gee ... that's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But.... hmmmm.... is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"
The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, "Get in line."
I recall a Filipino comedian, who used to joke about his favorite song and always dedicating it to his mother-in-law. The title of the song .... "Devil Woman!"
ha ha ha!!!