Tuesday, March 17, 2009

MAN AND WIFE

Here are some funny lines
shared by my best friend, Edong:


"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

"When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends."

"A man said, his credit card was stolen,
but he decided not to report it since the thief
was spending much less than his wife did."

"Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then, he is finished."

"My wife dresses to kill.
She also cooks the same way."

"My wife and I were happy
for twenty years. Then, we met."

"A good wife always forgives
her husband when she's wrong."



A shared thought
from Our Daily Bread


Warmth and sincere affection can be brought back into a marriage relationship that has grown cold. Love is not only an emotion we feel but also a decision we make. The choice may not be easy, but it's really quite simple. Take the first steps of positive action by praying for your mate and treating him or her with kindness and consideration. If you do, the sweet winds of grace will blow upon the smoldering embers of your dying marriage. The flame of love will break forth anew. Try it. It works (by H.V.L.).


6 comments:

Francesca said...

I BELIEVE IN institution of marriage as authored by God Himself.He started it with adam and eve, when he created Eve from Adams' tadyang(sorry di ko alam i english.

And he said, you both will be as man and wife, together having children, look after the earth, etc etc.

But, bec of silliness, nag simula ang competition (as instigated by the devil) and until now, wives are WORST than Eve, haha.

Alam mo in France, banks do not trusts wives to open a bank account alone, or to ask for a loan, alone. It has to backed up by husbands.

Whos to blame.

I like this:Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then, he is finished."

thats why divorce are rampant these days....hahahahha

Anonymous said...

Hello my friend, love the comment, "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

May Your Glass Always Be Half Full

Anonymous said...

I like the one about the credit card. Parang may alam akong ganyang ang nangyari, sino kaya 'yon? Sikret, pero kapag pinilit ako, sasabihin ko rin!

Anonymous said...

The last funny line is very, very true! I can relate to that ha ha!

Anonymous said...

The last funny line is very, very true! I can relate to that ha ha!

Jeunelle Foster said...

"When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her".

Indeed vengeance is sweet :)