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Courtesy of Pareng Beto and Mareng Myrna

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - HUMOR

"Humor is perhaps a sense
of intellectual perspective: an

awareness that some things are really
important, others not; and that the two
kinds are most oddly jumbled
in everyday affairs."



Christopher Morley

JOKE TIME - 1

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella "Mississippi!".


Courtesy of my best friend,

who is very, very, very busy
with his Facebook!

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The Joy of Walking
(by Adele Hernandez)

Walking can add minutes of your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7,000 per month.

***
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and
we don't know where he is.

***
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

***
The only reason I would
take walking is so that I could
hear heavy breathing again.

***
I have to walk early in
the morning before my brain
figures out what I'm doing!

***
I joined a health club
last year, spent about 400
bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

***
Everytime I hear the dirty
word "exercise," I wash
my mouth out with chocolate.

***
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately, my stomach
covers them.

***
The advantage of exercising
everyday is so that when you
die, they'll say, "well, he
looks good doesn't he."

***

If you are going to try
cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.

***
I know I got a lot of
exercise the last few years....
just getting over the hill.

***
We all get heavier
as we get older because
there's a lot more information
in our heads. That's my
story and I'm sticking
to it.

***
Everytime I start thinking
too much about how I look, I
just find a Happy Hour and by the
time I leave, I look just fine.