Does it need to be said that if you are going to get a divorce it helps to remember the name of your wife? Apparently so.
Sorry, Your Honor,
I forgot my wife's name!!!
A man in his 70s went to a local court seeking a divorce from his wife of 18 years. When the judge inconvenienced the man by asking him the name of his wife, the man couldn't remember and just gave the judge a few names to pick from--none of which turned out to be correct. The judge asked the man to come back after he had collected enough data about his wife.
Perhaps this gives an indication as to why the marriage failed; people like loved ones to remember their names!