Strange News from Abroad
This young man of 20 thought he would test the idea that women love men in uniform by impersonating a police captain in a local mall. But he was all wrong. This young man would troll for dates with his fake captain rank, but something went amiss. Apparently his fishing skills left something to be desired. Instead of making the ladies swoon, he annoyed them until he caught the attention of the police--the real police. It was then that the young fake Casanova Captain learned that it is against the law to impersonate a police officer. He was promptly arrested, charged with impersonating police officer, and demoted to the rank of criminal.
This young man of 20 thought he would test the idea that women love men in uniform by impersonating a police captain in a local mall. But he was all wrong. This young man would troll for dates with his fake captain rank, but something went amiss. Apparently his fishing skills left something to be desired. Instead of making the ladies swoon, he annoyed them until he caught the attention of the police--the real police. It was then that the young fake Casanova Captain learned that it is against the law to impersonate a police officer. He was promptly arrested, charged with impersonating police officer, and demoted to the rank of criminal.
