Sunday, January 24, 2010

Q & A - HUSBAND AND WIFE





WIFE


What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?

HUSBAND

Definitely not!

WIFE

Why not--don't you like being married?

HUSBAND

Of course, I do!

WIFE

Then, why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND

Okay, I'd get married again!

WIFE

You would? (with hurtful look on her face)!

HUSBAND

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE

Would you live in
our house?

HUSBAND

Why not, it's a great house!


WIFE

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBA
ND

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE

Would she use
my golf clubs?

HUSBAND

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE

-- silenc
e --

HUSBAND

F. . k!!!




Women.... women....
they always expect men to read their minds!