WIFE
What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?
HUSBAND
Definitely not!
WIFE
Why not--don't you like being married?
HUSBAND
Of course, I do!
WIFE
Then, why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND
Okay, I'd get married again!
WIFE
You would? (with hurtful look on her face)!
HUSBAND
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND
Why not, it's a great house!
WIFE
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE
-- silence --
HUSBAND
F. . k!!!
Women.... women....
they always expect men to read their minds!
8 comments:
Natumbok mo Ka Bay, tutoong-tutoo!
Very, very true!
Very, very true!
This post reminds ng asawa ng isa nating kosa yak yak kete yak!!!
Korek ka Bro!
Very common, Mr. Bay!
Sparkling moments of truth ha ha!
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