THE MAN, THE FRIEND, THE ENEMY!!!

There is this man who moved from apartment to apartment every few months. We can call him a serial drifter who always seemed to be around right after a neighbor fell victim to burglary. This man had been caught with a history of robbing people, then consoling them of their loss like a concerned neighbor. In one instance, he gave a neighbor a ride to the airport, then proceeded straight to the apartment he knew would be vacant and cleaned it of valuables. When the man returned from his trip to discover the robbery, the neighborly thief arrived to express his shock, disbelief, and sorrow at his victim's loss and expressed his hope that whomever did such a dastardly deed would be caught and given the punishment he deserved.

Be careful what you wish for--the man was finally caught in the act and got the punishment he deserved: a few years of down time in a penitentiary.

Sometimes enemies are closer than friends!

A BED MISTAKE!

Strange News from Abroad

A woman finds naked thief for company. She woke up to a real nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband. She was asleep when the thief noticing that her husband was fast asleep on the couch, quietly stripped off and lay down beside her. The dozing woman's suspicions were raised when she spoke to him and his voice sounded strange. She then went to another room and found her husband on the couch. She screamed, causing the thief to flee by leaping out the window with the stolen items.